Tweets of the Week: 09|06|13

My wife doesn't like the movie "Goonies." Really wish that came out during our pre-marital counseling. Secrets kill, truth heals.

— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) September 6, 2013

"A world of gentle touches is no truer than a world gone black." - @ndwilsonmutters, Notes from the Tilt-A-Whirl

— Barnabas Piper (@BarnabasPiper) September 6, 2013

Meet the Pinterest user who's been attributing Hitler quotes to Taylor Swift without anyone noticing.

— RELEVANT Magazine (@RELEVANT) August 30, 2013

Dear J.J. Abrams, If the new Star Wars isn't awesome, you will be called Jar Jar Abrams. Sincerely, Everybody

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) August 31, 2013

Good writing is about telling the truth. ANNE LAMOTT #amwriting #writing #writetip

— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) September 3, 2013

We worship and serve God for who He is, not what we get out of Him. @timkellernyc

— Carson Hickox (@CarsonHickox) September 4, 2013

Complaining about a silent God with a closed Bible is like complaining about no texts with a phone that's turned off

— Colin Kaepernick (@ColinKeapernick) September 5, 2013

Church bulletin bloopers: "8 choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones."

— Mark Driscoll (@PastorMark) September 5, 2013